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Specimen  #0001  · a creation of Tod
★ OFFICE OF TOD ★ GOD OF THE POTATO UNIVERSE 🥔

TaterformingBy the grace of Tod

Tod's on holiday. You're the intern. The potatoes are your problem now.

wait, what's going on here?
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Interoffice Memo · Office of TodRe: cover for me

Intern,

Tod (God of the Potato Universe: all-powerful, all-knowing, easily bored) is off at CreateCon giving another one of his TOD Talks (see the flyer). He built this Office to run creation while he's out; today that Office is you.

Congratulations: you're acting CTO, Chief Tater Officer. Keep the potatoes alive. Don't touch the sun. It's all on the console below.

Fair warning: this is well above your pay grade. You don't have one. You're an intern.

Kevin (with a C)
🎤 CreateCon · InfinityNow speaking
TOD Talks
Talks on OmniUniversal Development
Keynote: "How a Shower Thought Inspired the Atom"
by Tod, God of the Potato Universe
⚠ Up against last millennium's smash hit:
"Mass Extinctions: A Project Management Perspective"
Probationary Support Intern · clearance: none